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Sat, Oct. 15th, 2005, 04:44 pm
I Have A Mansion!

I don't like to brag, but I have an enormous estate. Most of it has been passed down through the generations, so I sorta got used to letting things run themselves. Years ago, my ancestors started building what would become one of the greatest, wealthiest and most powerful in it's class. The cup runs over with power and wealth. To meet me you would never guess I had so much. I am not a rock star, or an actor. I am just a man with a lot of assets. I am thinking about applying for a loan so that I will not have to file bankruptcy on my debts. As you will see, all that I have is putting me in debt. So I would like to list some of my assets.

I have a Mansion
My mansion is beautiful. It is one of the most desirable homes in my country. It is large and furnished with some of the finest furnishings around. It has a large yard, and even has a place for the landing of my helicopter. My mansion is staffed with personnel to cook, clean, and do everything else. My mansion has a security fence all the way around. I keep armed security on guard 24/7 365, they are among the best security personnel anywhere. It really is awesome. You may wonder why I would pay so much money for so much security? The mansion was built a long time ago, and the neighborhood has become one of the most corrupt. I let people on my payroll stay there, just an added benefit for working for me, they love it. I have never been there, but they tell me it's nice. I really should throw a party there some day. You should come, it'll be fun.

I have a Limo
My limo is great. It is one tricked out ride. You really should see the inside. There is a man on my payroll whose only job is to drive the car, he loves it. My limo has the best of the best in auto security. It has reinforced metal and glass. I also pay security to ride in a separate vehicle to guard the car and people inside. I never use it myself, I let the employee of the year use it. He tells me the car is a gas hog, but why does he care, I'm the one paying for it. He says it's fun to piss people off because they can't harm him when he's inside. We'll have to take it for a spin sometime.

I have a Jet
My jet is so cool. You would love it. It's like a flying house. My jet has everything you could imagine. It does a whole lot more than getting from point a to point b. I don't like to fly, so I never use it. The folks on my payroll sure love it though. Just one of the small perks. I have noticed recently though, the fuel cost is really tugging my wallet.

I like taking care of my employees. Sure, it cost a lot to take care of these people, but I expect a great job performance. I pay them at the top of the pay scale, and give them an excellent benefits package. They even get raises when they think they need them.I also provide them with all of these extras that I don't really use anyway. I don't mind, as long as they do me a good job. Of course, lately the cost is catching up to me. I have to admit, I have taken my fortune for granted. Now, I think everyone on my payroll is taking their job for granted. They are starting to get greedy and take too much control of my
own property.

Some people would say I have it all. I guess I never realized how much I really did have. It has all been passed down through the generations. I don't really have the time to worry about the day to day operations. Everything was already staffed by the time I inherited it. It has always ran itself so far, so I just let it. I just figure I'll pay the professionals to run things. They can decide what is important. Why should I have to worry about it. I mean I am the one paying them, it's not like they can just take over, is it?

Now, I am starting to see things through a different light. I'm thinking I should have paid more attention. I started noticing that I was paying people to protect me and my lifestyle, but the only thing they were doing is increasing their own. They have taken me to the cleaners while I provide their wealth. I am thinking it may be time for me to look into downsizing. I need to step in and protect my inheritance before it is all gone. I think it may be time for me to fire some people.

Yes, I have a mansion. I never even seen it. I pay people to run things, and let them live in my mansion. I also provide all of the basics for these people. Lately I have been very displeased with these people whom I pay well. They have been lying and stealing from me, so I am looking into replacing them.

Are you looking for work? Are you honest and trustworthy? Are you able to take orders and do what you are paid to do? The pay is great, the benefits are great, and the perks are awesome. If you are interested, you will need to know who I am!You can find me anywhere. I am the average tax paying American citizen. Now Hiring!

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Mansion

Yep, and you are 8 trillion dollars in debt!

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC)
nextin: Re: Mansion

HAHAHA, Thats right. Wanna help with that? LOL :)

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): I Have A Mansion

Awesome! And very funny.

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
nextin: Re: I Have A Mansion

Thank You.

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Mansion thoughts


Well said citizen..Thank You.

Marine Vietnam Veteran, JPS sends

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
nextin: Re: Mansion thoughts

Thank You, Thanks for reading.

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 09:34 pm (UTC)
zool22: Very Interrested

Please email me about the job. I would be the most trusted of anyone you will ever meet.

Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005 03:06 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: Very Interrested

Please email me about the job. I would be the most trusted of anyone you will ever meet.

Hopefully you're playing the irony card!

Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
zool22: Re: Very Interrested


Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): see your journal

My name is Bill and i would like to work for u. I am honest and hard working and can go on, but let me prove my worth to you. I promise never to let you down because if I do my family will suffer and I can never let that happen. If you to get a hold of me u can reach at naf12399@aim.com

Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005 03:04 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: see your journal

My name is Bill and i would like to work for u. I am honest and hard working and can go on, but let me prove my worth to you. I promise never to let you down because if I do my family will suffer and I can never let that happen. If you to get a hold of me u can reach at naf12399@aim.com

Hopefully you're playing the irony card too...

Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: see your journal

these people asking you for a job are one of the main reasons america is where it is nowadays: stupid people who vote.

Sun, Oct. 16th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)

WTF ???

Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): In case you are not playing the Irony card!

The first step of the aplication process would be to decide which public job you want to hold. Then Run for election, (you can find info with the board of elections). If you are running for office, You might try to state your agenda, then you might get a spot on some of these sites. ;)

Mon, Oct. 17th, 2005 02:24 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Tyranny of Words and Law.

America has reach the backside of the event horizon of organised, institutionalised corruption and fraud on every level. Where protection rackets, embezzlement, larceny, confiscation, entrapment, misappropriation, and rico crimes, as well as murder have become the norm; by bullies, fraudsters, pervert soul sick class elites, politicians with their sykophants*, lobbys, lawyers of the Kelptomania class who run everything. A litigation nation where truth is treason, justice is a mockery, and liberty is for sale to the highest bidder, where action of the State, arising from suspicion and not from proof, has degenerated into the satisfaction of vendettas by a "coin-operated congress", a "blue-blooded-aristocratic Senate" and finally, a power hungry blood thirsty executive branch- a general system of tyranny, all in the name of "public safety."

The general public means nothing to them, we have been and are being, carved out like a pumpkin, the seeds spit in our faces, while they laugh at our poverty. "The essential political choice is the same as it always was: "freedom or security" nor, is the blame entirely with the warmongers, plutocrats, and demagogues.
If a people permit exploitation and regimentation in any name they deserve their slavery. The law has always been perverted to serve the "haves" and not the "haves-not", only not always as heavy handed as it is now. We have made progress in the recent past with "the New Deal", labor unions, civil rights, and the constitution. Only within the last few decades have the ruling elites pushed back, with their hatred of liberal democracy. What once existied in ancient Athens - now hold sway in America and Britain , (it's transatlantic and trans-national now ) where powerful and corrupt individuals, organizations and corporations are routinely using threats of vexatious and malicious litigation to bully and oppress ordinary innocent and working class people.

Coercion seems to be covering-up greater crimes committed by these individuals / organizations. Their corrupt misuse of Law takes the form of restraint of trade and prevention of free speech, eminent domain, tax cuts for the top 1%, hidden fiat/poll-taxes, money laundering in off shore bankings and usury interests and loans. All nothing more than hypocrisy, hiding behind law.

Take for instance, What Congress Does Not Know about Enron and 9/11. (http://www.john-loftus.com/enron3.asp#congress)
I'm sure you could come up with hundreds of other examples but make no mistake, "the Class War" has shifted and started a dramatic new phase of Supernova proportions with The Rise of Rove's Republic. And the one thing that todays "New America" has in common is the elite stranglehold on Politics, medicine, law, policing, media, bureaucracy etc. where, they are all "self-regulating". Further, and not so coincidentally, all these 'trades' tend, more or less, to control their own incomes at the top levels. [i.e. the fat cats decide their own].

RANT OVER. Note: I got more, but didn't want to hog up space...

*SYKOPHANCY - "Generally, sykophancy has been viewed as an "inevitable disease" that plagued a society "where the chances of perverting justice were so numerous because of the character of the courts" (Lofberg 1917, 10).

-Uncle $cam

Tue, Oct. 18th, 2005 04:23 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): Now hiring

Where have you been all my life?